LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT'S INT'L SHRED DAY...
Do we need a reminder to get out and do that which tickles our bits in the most prodigious of ways? Do we need to shine a mirror on the already congested waterways of this weird world? Does Instagram need one more "Int'l ______ Day" to further cement itself as a brand marketers fleshlight? Does it effect anyone negatively?
No? Well, fuck it then, HAPPY INTERNATIONAL SURF / BEER / DONUT / BOOBS / BRING YOUR DAWG TO WORK / DAY to you, and You and YOU and YOU.